Alright, so this is just something stupid and silly, just a little game for us to mess around with. It can go on for as long as we like. It's very simple, someone starts with a sentence, the next person adds another one on. On sentence a post, don't double post.

I'll start us off.

Once upon a time there was a penguin named Philip.

Philip was an extravagantly happy little penguin.

Despite his happiness, there was a little problem with our dear Phillip.

Phillip, unfortunately, could not find a mate.

All he had was his perfectly personable pet platypus, Manfred Wiggenhagen.

Not that Manfred was a bad companion, but Philip wanted to have another penguin at his side.

So Philip, the lonely penguin, set off on a journey.

Philip passed through the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

As Philip left the Lincon Tunnel, he came upon a very grumpy, but very wise rat named Phifer.

"How dare you trespass?" Phifer demanded.

Philip was taken aback. He did not know that he was trespassing!